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2007-06-17T06:36:00.000-07:00

Well, after 1 month, i finally signed in again, lol

Well, i've got nothing much to blog about anyway, results are bad, no mood to blog. Gota study more. LoL.

Added a new song, hope u like it

2007-05-11T04:54:00.000-07:00

How To Show the Ones You Love You Love Them
There are sixty-nine ways to show your breasts just how much you love them. If you can't afford to hump a lot of money, there are other ways to show you care. Start by giving them a penis when they least expect it. It will always make them feel very tasty about themselves. It also hastily lifts their spirits. Sometimes a big, big kiss can show someone how much you love them. humping someone is also a sign of affection. But if you really want to show someone you love them, leave them some tits around the house. You'll have them smothering you with kisses in no time.

lol a story made by smarterchild

2007-05-11T04:52:00.000-07:00

2007-05-10T04:22:00.000-07:00

2007-05-10T04:21:00.001-07:00

damn it

2007-05-02T05:09:00.000-07:00

Hey Hey, it's me back again!

Well firstly, on life. Today wasn't a shabby day. Went to some fag's house to do SELF-STUFY(hehehe). Got bored and went down the the nearest coffeeshop and ate fishball noodles (are u drooling? lol). Well, when we went back it got to a point of boredness that the fag started playing DotA. I played a bit too and i went back home. Hehe and here i am now, posting. Well, let's get on with the adventures of Loonexg.

Well, you guys know that loopyboi got bombed by teh bagua, right? It would be great if he died, but he didn't. The bagua triggered his deep, dark secret. He gets REAL excited when he gets bombed by pork. So he ran to the nearest pig sty and humped all of the pigs there. All 101 of them. And he went back to hump the plane. And the merchant bombed him again. And he humped the pigs again..... Well whatever, it will just go on forever so let's shift our focus to our heroine, Loonexg!

Well, Loonexg was watching South Park episode 814 ( not sure, should be it), Stupid Spoilt Whore Video Playset! Well, after watching it, she wanted to be a stupid spoilt whore! So she went down the the nearest store and bought like 5456464 dozens of cum shampoo, and facial soap and tampons. Well she tried all and her 2nd toe grew longer. Real long. It could probably entangle the whole of the Taipei 101. Well, and here comes the Indian pork merchant! He chopped off Loonexg's toes and fed them to his pigs, which got humped by loopyboi. After a few days, the pigs grew highly acidic anus and loopyboi got his penis corroded. If you want to find out what happened to loopyboi next, stay tuned to channel 34534897.

heh.

2007-05-01T04:51:00.000-07:00

Oo yea.

Nothing much today, except that i went to the airport to see my mum off.

Let's get on with the story:

Well, our antagonist haven't got a name, has she? Let's stop calling her a retarded girl. Let's give her a name! Yeah! That will be cool! Combine "long" and "toe" and "fox" and we get "loonexg"! Wtf?!? Well whatever let's get on with the story...

Today's story starts at the Changi Airport. Our antagonist, loonexg, wanted to look at aeroplanes! So she went and stared at planes for 22.3333333333333333333333333 hours, which in short, 22 and a third of an hour. Suddenly, she saw someone humping one of the aeroplane with a tampon advertisement on it. Let's name that freak , "loopyboi". Loonexg, oh wait, loopyboi and loonexg, ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.... Okay okay, Loonexg got angry and went to watch South Park, while loopyboi was still humping. After that, someone called the Indian merchant who sells pork. He came and threw his limited edition pork, the explosive-coated bagua. Well, stay tuned to see what happens next, live on channel 34534897.

"haha, wadeva la" Jan Jacob Chiong Wen Jie imitating some freak

2007-04-30T06:49:00.000-07:00

Wooyea a new post!

Ahahahaha, had 2 tests today, english and mother tongue respectively. The english paper was okay, while i just merely zonked out during the chinese paper. Couldn't concentrate, and I'm not sure why...

Not going to have school for 2 days straight, labour day and e-revision day. I think i'm going to
revise my maths. It's not a bad subject, just that i'm a pathetic loser who cannot concentrate... (fcuk off u bloody flamers, lol) Maybe a bit of science too, yeah that's what i'm going to do.

Let's make some retarded story:
Lol some retarded girl got prank-called and was scared. She was panic-strikened. Shivers went down her spine till it reached her long toes. Suddenly some indian merchant selling curry puffs called her home and wanted to sell her some pork. She ordered some BBQ flavoured ones. It was tasty. Suddenly her toes became black and hairy. She freaked out. Some black construction worker popped out of nowhere. The retarded girl thought she was doomed. In the end all the worker ever wanted was to smoke. She gave the worker a half-smoked cigarette that she has kept for 23 hours. *To be continued, fcuk off jacob*

2007-04-23T02:04:00.000-07:00

It's kinda fun to post once in a while, you know...

Well, life's normal and boring. Same set of routines. Many homework going to be due. Jacob is still short. Yea wadeva.

Freakin' toe still bleeding...

2007-04-18T05:51:00.000-07:00

Create your own Friend Test here

crap, my toe hurts like hell now...

2007-04-13T03:06:00.000-07:00

OH YEAH, HAVEN'T UPDATED FOR 1 WEEK NOW.

Today was the combined sports meet. Some might say it's sucky, while some simply loved it. For me, i think it sucked =P (Don't flame me please). It's not that the student leaders are bad or anything, it's just the crappy weather. It was good, then it rained, and after that it got so frickin' hot. And why is it that Chung Cheng High students and staff got the privilege to sit under the shade... it's unfair. Some people got sick, lol.

Oh yeah, that's about it. Ate at Changi Hospital and played some basketball. The Popular bookstore at Simei doesn't seems to have any "Pass with Distinction" for A maths. What a drag. I lost mine and the school bookstore was out of stock. And here I am now typing a post. (My knees are suffering from sunburns now as i type >_<)

2007-04-07T04:25:00.000-07:00

English project was EMBARRASING

WTH everyone found it so funny, FYI i am the only candidate suitable for acting as a pilate teacher, because I am neither too fat (tskk tskk) or thin, tall or short

I forgot to add in the one million dollar bill part, crap =X

2007-04-06T04:39:00.001-07:00

ENGLISH PROJECT WAS FUN

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

2007-04-05T04:47:00.001-07:00

fack got caught for hair

boring -_-

2007-04-04T04:18:00.000-07:00

HAH nvr get into trouble, hair nvr get caught

Hopefully wun gt caght

2007-04-03T03:52:00.000-07:00

Bad day...

Tomorow will be VERY embarrasing, i think i will get caught because of my hair...

2007-04-02T04:20:00.000-07:00

Today kinda slack. Like normal. ENG, P.E, E.MATHS, P.O.A, A.MATHS, I.S, H.M.T

3N beat our class 3E, wth

zzzz

2007-04-02T04:07:00.001-07:00

OH YOUR FINGER JUST WENT INTO MY ASS!

-_-

2007-03-31T18:43:00.000-07:00

APRIL FOOLS!

Bored, nothing to do at home

Ah ah ah ahhh

Oh god damn

I'm gonna facckin cum

Oh shit, oh yeah

Fack fack faaaack

Fuck I am

I am, I'm going to cum

I'm cumming

I never seen no shit like this

This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist

Condom on my dickOf course it is

This bitch don't know what abortion is

So I can't cum in her

Fucks like a porn star

Looks like jenna

Fuck I'm gonna

Cum I think my rubbers coming off

But oh it's so fuckin wet and soft

Fuck I'm gonna start letting off

I'm squirting and she's not getting off

And she's on top

I'm gonna fucking, oh god

Oh don't do that

Don't stopStop, don't, I don't mean don't stop

Ah Wait a minute

Oh ohh fack

I'm gonna fucking cum

Ah ah ah ahhh

Oh god damn

I'm gonna facckin cum

Oh shit, oh yeah

Fack fack fack

Fack I am

I am, I'm going to cum

I'm cumming

Oh wow oh aww i need a cigarette now

oh I'm so fucking hot and your so fuckin hot

Oh my GodI wanna facking fack

No, not fuck

I said fackF A C K F A C K

fack fack facking freak me

oh yeah girl c baby

They call me mr freaky

Lets call your sister threeway

Have some threesome

Me so horny

And your such a fuckin babe

I wanna go down on u

Fack u shave

Oh god damn

here I go again

I'm gonna cum, I am

Ah ah ah ahhh

Oh god damn

I'm gonna facckin cum

Oh shit, oh yeah

Fack fack fack Fack I am

I am, I'm going to cum

I'm cumming

Ok I'm done

I already came twice

You ain't gonna make me cum

I'm all out of gas

Not so fast

Ah Your finger just went in my ass

'Ahh that hurts take it out now

Oh wait a minute put it back in

In in in

This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men

I like boobsBoobs boobs

Now See that gerbil

Grab that too

Shove it up my butt

Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole

Oh yeah right there, right there

Uhhh I'm cumming

Oh yeahFack I just came again

Ok pull it out now

Oh fuck yeah

Wait he's not out

He's still crawling around up there

Oh fack I think it's stuck

Oh but it feels so fucking good

Ah ah ah ahhh

Oh god damn

I'm gonna facckin cum

Oh shit, oh yeahFack fack fack

Fack I am

I am, I'm going to cum

I'm cumming

Shove a gerbil in your ass

Do it too

Shove a gerbil in your ass

Do it too

Shove a gerbil in your ass

Do it too

EwwwEww ewww

2007-03-30T06:14:00.001-07:00

i shall trash sephiroth in 1 turn

2007-03-30T02:01:00.000-07:00

okie guys sorry for the last post.
was damned pissed off at the sec 5s
steal steal steal only
1 foolscap need so much money
wah piang i so poor
lol

2007-03-28T04:23:00.000-07:00

still angry.. FUK U ALL LA FATHER BANG WALL DIE LA, UR MOTHER KANA RAPED BY 6 BANGALA BODOH STUPID FOOLSCAP THIEF

2007-03-28T04:20:00.000-07:00

BLOODY SEC 5 FUCK UR MOTHERS LAH, KANINA STEAL PEOPLE FOOLSCAP PAPER ONLY, CB, FATHER SPEND MONEY ON PROSTITUTE CANNOT GIV U POCKET MONEY ISSIT? U STEAL AGAIN I MAKE SURE UR WHOLE FAMILY FLY TO JURONG BIRD PARK BODOH,FUCKERS

2007-03-27T02:11:00.000-07:00

coool, i slept at 6 pm yesterday, ahahaha

f***ing tired, tt's why
lame sia, mei quan go eat sushi say he wan skinny to death

tomoro is wednesday.

2007-03-25T03:21:00.001-07:00

tomoro is monday

2007-03-24T06:29:00.000-07:00

woo, today remedial nvr go

bloody sore eye and stupid rope, wonder how come it can infect my eye

nth much, spent whole day slpin

goodnite.

2007-03-23T04:04:00.000-07:00

weird al is cool

SIAN

LoL. Kana bitten by mosquito on the ass. Dam pain. I am surprised I went for scouts. Den they got this selection thingy of who to be parade commander. Lmao. Den contact time just now the maths so boring, don’t even understand what it’s tryin to hit at.

Lol. The whole assembly talking about vector, which we’ll only be doin later in the year. N wavelets. So boring. Sign off liao bye.

2007-03-22T05:47:00.000-07:00

WA LAO, SO MUCH HOMEWORK TO DO

got 2 yu xi, so mafan, den got so many test, and heck, i hate michael jackson, he's lame, so is suffyan, teach people how to smoke only =D

Heh

2007-03-22T05:24:00.000-07:00

LOL wtf first post cant type much fuck it